My family xmas present, a big fat FUCK YOU

It’s christmas and all the sudden my family cares about us ? They want us coming over to visit them AGAIN ? In 6 years, we had two children. But they never visited us. But we went there a shitload of time. Like in february a couple of months after we had our daughter, we did a 5000km road trip with our 2 underaged kids to present them to my family. It’s been 6 years since we’ve been doing this shit and they never came to visit us.

“Why don’t you want to come” my selfish auntie, housewife, married to a fucking trader. There are two answers but i was not drunk so i didn’t dare and well why hurt these retards anyway ?

So, here’s my answer, in two points:

  1. Why didn’t YOU come to visit us in 6 years ? well i have the same reason
  2. FUCK YOU

Oh she didn’t have time. That’s perfectly logic as they couldn’t find time between their hollidays in China, Tanzania and whatnot, to come visit us.

Persuasion experts say that for someone to take an action, (s)he must have:

  1. a reason
  2. an excuse

In her case, the reason is “I don’t give a shit about you or your children Daniel”, and the excuse is “I don’t have time”. So, are we even now ?

Fuck christmas and the over consumption of commercial products that goes with it. Christmas is better as just another free day to smoke joints and play with the kids then shit take a rail of cocaine grab a guitar and party.

Also: fuck baby jesus.

When you go to hell, tell Satan you’re a friend of Daniel Montbars.

One Response to My family xmas present, a big fat FUCK YOU

  1. bender says:

    hhahaha

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